![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Behold a brief slide-show history of the modern SI oopsie.The Distribution of 'Sports Illustrated' Covers The Bikini’d & The Not 4 Intro shoulder?īut she's not the only SI cover model wardrobe malfunctioning out there. (Want to get in SI, ladies? Marry an athlete! Sorry, I said I wasn't going to grump.) Standing in the water like a nymph for the cover of the March issue, Decker crosses her arms over her breasts, her yellow bikini top draped over her, uh. Take, for example, this year's newly crowned cover queen - 22-year-old Brooklyn Decker, wife of Andy Roddick. Whereas once the models merely had to ooze hotness, now the SI girls are practically required to pull the old "Oh noes! My bating soot is fawing owf!" routine. I just wish those poor girls could master the complexities of those itty-bitty bikinis - over the past few years, they seem to have lost the ability to figure out how to wear them. And I would not be the first to point out that when the magazine does deign to honor an actual female sports star, they don't exactly go out of their way to put her in the most empowering position.īut really, I don't expect anything from the swimsuit issue beyond beautiful women in swimsuits. As the annual swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated lands on newsstands and toilet tanks worldwide, I could make the oft-repeated observation that the magazine always manages to pack more hot models between these pages than it does female athletes the rest of the year. ![]()
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